पसंद है मुझे उन लोगों से हारना ! जो मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हैं !!"

घायल दिल के लिए दोस्त दवा हैं, और आशावादी आत्मा के लिए विटामिन्स.

If soap tasted good I would never get clean.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

Even Barbie is not perfect.. I snapped off her leg.

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

"महानता कभी न गिरने में नहीं है ! बल्कि हर बार गिर कर उठ जाने में है !!

User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”

A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

उन्होंने आज हम पर तिरछी नज़र डाली तो हम मदहोश हो गए बाद में पता चला नज़र ही तिरछी है तो हम बेहोश हो गए।

Why is there no egg in eggplant and no ham in hamburger?

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

अच्छा लगता है ... 😻 जब लोग आपके स्टेटस को कॉपी करने लग जाते हैं....😝

I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

खुशनसीब कुछ ऐसे हम हो जायें…..❤️ तुम हो.. हम हो..और इश्क़ हो जाये

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Homework kills trees. So don’t do homework.

"तरस गए हैं हम तेरे मुँह से कुछ सुनने को ! प्यार की बात न सही कोई शिकायत ही कर दें !!"

Submitted by: allison on April 9, 2009

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

"मिट्टी का मटका और परिवार की क़ीमत ! सिर्फ बनाने वाले को ही पता होती है, तोड़ने वाले को नहीं !!"

👩‍🏭बहन कितनी भी नखरे वाली हो… 👲भाई से ज्यादा उसके नखरे कोई नई उठा सकता…

When my boss said “You’ve been late for the 5th time!” I thought to myself, “Yay! It’s Friday!”

"वो एक ख़त जो उसने कभी लिखा ही नहीं ! मैं हर रोज़ उसका जवाब तलाश करता हूँ !!"