"अगर आप चाहते हैं कि कोई चीज़ अच्छे से हो ! तो उसे आप स्वयं कीजिये !!"
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
बहुत खूबसूरत है न मेरा ये वहम ! कि तुम जहां भी हो सिर्फ मेरे हो !!
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other!
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!
सफलता आप तक नहीं आएगी ! बल्कि आपको स्वयं उस तक जाना होगा !!
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
आदमी बड़ा हो या छोटा कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता ! उसकी कहानी बड़ी होनी चाहिए !!"
खुशनसीब कुछ ऐसे हम हो जायें…..❤️ तुम हो.. हम हो..और इश्क़ हो जाये
All the best people are crazy.
"अगर आपको हारने से डर लगता है तो ! जीतने की इच्छा कभी मत करना !!"
True skill comes without effort.
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
No one is as ugly as their driving license/identity card picture, nor as good- looking as their Facebook profile pic..!:D;)
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Couldn’t remember your appointment then you find out it was with your memory doctor. Here’s your sign.
Exam मे फेल होने का सवाल ही नहीं उठता यारो, उस पगली ने मुझे “Best of Luck”कहा है.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
I’m not laughing because you’re my brother, I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
The amount of people that confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
जिनके दिल बहोत अच्छे होते हैं.. अकसर किस्मत उनकी ही खराब होती है।
घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है
Make it idiot- proof, and someone will make a better idiot!\