पुराने दोस्त होने का एक फायदा ये है कि आप उनके साथ मूर्खतापूर्ण होना वहन कर सकते हैं.

ज़रा सी वक़्त ने करवट क्या ली ! गैरों की लाइन में सबसे आगे अपनों को पाया हमने !!"

"इंतजार करना बंद करो ! क्योंकि सही समय कभी नहीं आता !!

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;- )

"मिसाल क़ायम करने के लिए ! अपना रास्ता स्वयं बनाना होता है !!

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

Losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Love is a friendship set to music.

मित्रता अनावश्यक है, दर्शन और कला की तरह…इसके जीवन का कोई महत्त्व नहीं है; बल्कि ये उन चीजों में है जो जीवन को महत्त्व देती हैं.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

जिस्म से नहीं, रूँह❤ से तुम्हे चाहते है, मौत तो मुक्कमल है, एक☝ दिन आनी है, पर कुछ पल तेरे साथ जीना चाहते है.

अगर लोग आपके सपनो पर नहीं हस रहे हैं ! तो समझ जाना आपके सपने बहुत छोटे हैं !!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

खुल जाता है तेरी यादों का बाजार सुबह सुबह, और हम उसी रौनक में पूरा दिन गुजार देते है !!

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

एक सुकून सा मिलता है….तुझे सोचने से भी…. फिर कैसे कह दूँ…मेरा इश्क़ बेवजह सा है….

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

During surgery: “Alright everyone, let’s dig in.”

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other!

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

If nothing in life is free, why do they make samples!

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.