You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.