Our craziness made us best friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!