If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.