You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

All the best people are crazy.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.