👩‍🏭बहन छोटी हो या बड़ी हमेशा अपने भाई की Care करती है !!

If soap tasted good I would never get clean.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

When the biggest pimple in the history of pimples decides to show up on picture day. Thanks for coming out on photo day, my beloved pimple.

When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story.

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

अरे ‪पगली‬ मेरा ‪Attitude‬ तो 4G से भी जादा ‪fast‬ है, एक बार ‪Click‬ करके तो देख, बिना ‪Loding‬ लिए सीधे ‪‎Dil‬ मे उतर जाऊंगा

All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea.

इन आँखों से पी लूँ तुझे इस दिल में कैद कर लूँ, मेरी “अमानत” है तू, आ तुझे सबसे छुपा कर रख लूँ

जब अपने ..आपसे जलने लगे!! तो समझ जाइए आपकी #status उनसे ज्यादा हैं !!😒

The art of love is largely the art of persistence.

मुझे देखने वाले तो लाखों है लेकिन मेरी नजर मै जो समाया वो करोडो मै एक है..

Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.

खुल जाता है तेरी यादों का बाजार सुबह सुबह, और हम उसी रौनक में पूरा दिन गुजार देते है !!

Long-term marriage? That means that when your wife asks you to strip, it’s more likely that she’s trying to fill up the space in the washing machine than anything else.

There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.

दोस्तो, इज्जत किया करो हमारी, वरना Girl Friend पटा लेंगे तुम्हारी

If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

अंत में हम अपने दुश्मनों की कही बातें नहीं बल्कि दोस्तों का मौन याद रखेंगे.

I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.

BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

"अपनापन छलके जिसकी आँखों में ! ऐसा कोई एक ही मिलता है लाखो में !!"

हमेशा उस इंसान के करीब रहो जो तुम्हे खुश रखे लेकिन उस इंसान के और भी करीब रहो जो तुम्हारे बगैर खुश न रह पाए

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think! The only advantage of exercising is that you die healthy. There’s only one thing common in all human beings:they’re all different!

If worrying were an Olympic sport, you’d get the gold for sure.