Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.

I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.

एक अकेला गुलाब मेरा बगीचा हो सकता है…एक अकेला दोस्त मेरी दुनिया.

नाराजगी भी बड़ी प्यारी सी चीज है, चंद पलो मे प्यार को दुगुना कर देती हैं.।

You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

$19.99 Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money.

User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”

. "मोहब्बत सच्ची हो तो लौट कर ज़रूर आती है ! खैर छोड़ो सब कहने की बाते हैं !!"

Think if man evolved from monkeys then why do we still have monkeys?

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher. But behind a failed student….. A beautiful teacher !!!

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.

When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

हर किसी में तुझे पाने की कोशिश की ! बस एक तुझे न पाने के बाद !!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Women’s weapon, water- drops.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

हमेशा उस इंसान के करीब रहो जो तुम्हे खुश रखे लेकिन उस इंसान के और भी करीब रहो जो तुम्हारे बगैर खुश न रह पाए

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

"काम ऐसा करो की नाम हो जाए ! या फिर नाम ऐसा करो कि सुनते ही काम हो जाए !!"

मुझे बना के वो ‪‎खुदा‬ भी सोच मे पड गया के, इस पगले‬ के लिए ‎पगली‬ कैसी बनाऊ

Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

अगर कोई शख्स आपको सुबह उठते ही और सोने से पहले याद करता है तो यकीनन आप उसके लिये “बहुत खास” हो

Love is a friendship set to music.

I love sweet people, they taste good.

मित्रता दो शरीरों में एक दिमाग है.

Age and wisdom don’t necessarily go together… Some people just become stupid with more authority.