If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

कुछ लोग पुजारियों के पास जाते हैं. बाकी कुछ कविताओं के. मैं अपने दोस्तों के पास जाता हूँ.

Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.

I told my mom that my house was her house and she yelled at me, “Get of my property”.

You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

Inside me is a thin person screaming to get out … But she has trouble being heard through all the fat.

"एक सपने के टूटकर चकनाचूर हो जाने के बाद ! दूसरा सपना देखने के हौसले को ज़िन्दगी कहते हैं !!"

इतना Attitude मुझे मत दिखा ऐ पगली‬, जिस पाऊडर से तू Makeup ‪करती‬ है, उस पाऊडर से तो हम केरम खेला करते है

. "अगर आप सूरज की तरह चमकना चाहते हो ! तो पहले सूरज की तरह जलो !!"

There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

अच्छा लगता है ... 😻 जब लोग आपके स्टेटस को कॉपी करने लग जाते हैं....😝

माना मौसम भी बदलते हैं मगर धीरे-धीरे ! तेरे बदलने की रफ़्तार से तो हवाएं भी हैरान हैं !!

Don’t trouble the trouble unless the trouble troubles you…if you trouble the trouble ..the trouble will double trouble you.

Sorry पगली तू तो लेट हो गयी, तेरे चककर में तेरी सहेली सेट हो गई 😛

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

उन्होंने आज हम पर तिरछी नज़र डाली तो हम मदहोश हो गए बाद में पता चला नज़र ही तिरछी है तो हम बेहोश हो गए।

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

Tell me what you need, I will tell you how to get along without it. Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive.

सफलता आप तक नहीं आएगी ! बल्कि आपको स्वयं उस तक जाना होगा !!

When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!

Homework kills trees. So don’t do homework.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

सुन पगली जैसा तु सोचती है, वैसा मै नही हु, और जैसा मै हु ना,‪‎ वैसा‬ तू सोच भी नही सकती.

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.