"इंतजार करना बंद करो ! क्योंकि सही समय कभी नहीं आता !!

Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.

अगर ज़िन्दगी में कुछ पाना है तो ! अपने तरीक़े बदलो इरादे नहीं !!

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

"तू मेरी चाहत का एक लफ्ज़ भी नहीं पढ़ सकी ! और मैं तेरे दिए हुए दर्द की किताब को रोज़ पढ़ते पढ़ते सोता हूँ !!"

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.

Save paper, don’t do home work.

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

You and I are brother and sister forever. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing

हम बाकी सभी रिश्तों के साथ पैदा होते हैं पर दोस्ती ही एक मात्र रिश्ता है जिसे हम खुद बनाते हैं.

दोस्त बनाने का सबसे अच्छा समय होता है उनकी ज़रुरत पड़ने से पहले.

यदि तुम सौ साल तक जीते हो तो मैं सौ साल में एक दिन कम जीना चाहूंगा ताकि मुझे कभी तुम्हारे बिना ना जीना पड़े।

The greatest gift our parents gave us was each other.

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.

घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है

When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story.

पगली‬ जितनी तेरे शरीर मे हड्डिया‬ है, उससे जादा तो कोलेज‬ मे सेट मुझसे ‪लडकिया‬ है.

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Pulling a door that clearly said “Push”

Remember: you were once the strongest sperm of your dad. =)

When someone says “Can I ask you a question?” they didn’t really give you a choice.

If you think you are too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.

All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesn’t pay. So, if you keep on reading, you’ll go broke. See what I’m sayin’ here?

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.