I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Pagli जितनी सेमी तेरी height है ना उससे ज्यादा तो हमारी Selfie पे Like है
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.
If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Students are the only costumers who don’t want what they paid for.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
Duck tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and keeps the universe together.
I have great faith in fools; self- confidence my friends call it.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
मेरे बर्दाश्त करने का अंदाजा तू क्या लगायेगी..तेरी उम्र से कहीं ज्यादा..मेरे जिस्म पर जख्मो के निशाँ हैं.
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
"भले ही आप कपड़े पहनने में लापरवाह रहिये ! मगर अपनी आत्मा को दुरुस्त रखिये !!"
I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly? The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
I’m not laughing because you’re my brother, I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.
Wear Short Sleeves! Support the right to bear arms!
कैसी🤔 मनहूस ❌द्यड़ी🕒 थी। जब उससे🙆🏻 Aankhen👀 लड़ी थी ।Dil 😍😘❤मेरा 💁🏻♂डोल🙈 गया था WO😇 एेसी sOni😘 KuDi👰🏻 थी।
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
तू किसी और के Naseeb मे है या बनेगी Naseeb मेरा, मुझको तो बस sirf इतना पता है, मै हूँ Hero तेरा
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.