An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

अगर आप पता लगाना चाहते हैं कि सच्चा दोस्त कौन है, गड़बड़ कर दीजिये और मुसीबत के दौर से गुजरिये….फिर देखिये कौन आपके साथ टिका रहता है.

Make it idiot- proof, and someone will make a better idiot!\

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

My daughter’s really into the Halloween spirit. She’s been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

एक छोरी मुझसे बोली.. एक तो तू #Smart_Handsome होके भी #Single क्यू हैंमेंने भी बोल दिया संस्कार पगली

When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

"मिलता तो बहुत कुछ है इस ज़िन्दगी में ! बस हम गिनती उसकी करते हैं जो हासिल न हो सका हो !!"

When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.

तेरी मुस्कान से अज्जिज मेरे लिए कुछ भी नहीं, तेरी चाहत से ज्यादा और किसी की उम्मीद नहीं…!

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)

"लगन वह डोर है जो आपसे वो करवा लेती है ! जिसे करना सबके बस में नहीं होता !!

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

कोई नाम नहीँ इस रिश्ते का मगर …. मेरे लिए बहुत खास हो तुम

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t wanna be there when it happens.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

If worrying were an Olympic sport, you’d get the gold for sure.

If nothing in life is free, why do they make samples!

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

मोहब्बत का शौक यहां किसे था. तुम पास आते गए और मोहब्बत होती गई.

अब मैं कुछ नहीं हूँ मैंने माना, कल को मशहूर हो जाऊ तो कोई रिश्ता मत निकाल लेना।

Don’t you find it strange that doctors call what they do “practice”?

If school is so helpful, explain why summer break makes me happy.

"कुछ करने की इच्छा रखने वाले व्यक्ति के लिए ! इस दुनिया में असंभव कुछ भी नहीं !!"

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.