In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

He said: A girlfriend is like coffee. You throw her if it’s no longer hot. She said: A boyfriend is like liquor. You throw up if you can no longer take it.

The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

To challenge us, you have to be good. To tie us, you have to be better. To beat us, you HAVE to be kidding!

Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.

Please accept my resignation. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

If you pull enough strings, you’ll end up pulling ropes.

My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship

You say ear wax, I say melting brain.

"जितने वाले कुछ अलग चीज़े नहीं करते ! बस वो चीज़ो को अलग तरीके से करते हैं !!

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

"समय हर समय को बदल देता है ! बस समय को थोड़ा समय चाहिए !!"

When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.

सुनो ये बादल जब भी बरसता है, मन तुझसे ही मिलने को तरसता है.

Our craziness made us best friends.

. "मेरी कोशिश हमेशा से नाकाम रही ! पहले तुम्हें पाने की अब तुम्हें भुलाने की !!"

When my boss said “You’ve been late for the 5th time!” I thought to myself, “Yay! It’s Friday!”

I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.

सुन्नो… तुम्हें हमारे दिल ने हज़ारों में से एक चुना हैं, इसीलिये मेरा प्यार, तेरे लियें लाखों गुना हैं,

I talk to myself because I only talk to people of a higher class.

किसी को इस कदर भी टूट कर मत चाहो... की एक दिन उसकी चाहत में ही टूट जाओ..😒😒

"हमें पता है तुम कहीं और के मुसाफिर हो ! हमारा शहर तो बस यूंही रास्ते में आया था !!"

"यूँ सिमट गया मेरा प्यार चंद अल्फाज़ो में ! जब उसने कहा मोहब्बत तो है पर तुमसे नहीं !!"

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

तुम बदले तो मजबूरियाँ थी… हम बदले तो बेवफ़ा 😥 हो गए…!