If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing? The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)

When I speak with my eyes, I tell more than just one story.

Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

कोई मुक़दमा ही कर दो हमारे सनम पर, कम से कम हर पेशी पर दीदार तो हो जायेगा।

I’m in good shape. That shape is round.


When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

ये प्यार की कमी नहीं, बल्कि दोस्ती की कमी है जो शादियों को दुखदायी बनाती है.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Man : Which is the oldest animal on earth? Kapil : Zebra. Because it is still white and black.

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not read the first sentence again.

Cool story bro. Needs a dinosaur.

We are most alive when we're in love.

तेरे सिवा कौन ‎समा सकता है ‎मेरे दिल में, रूह भी गिरवी रख दी है मैंने ‎तेरी चाहत में।

You know what I like most about people? Pets.

Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?

घायल दिल के लिए दोस्त दवा हैं, और आशावादी आत्मा के लिए विटामिन्स.

I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face!!!

Save the planet. It’s the only one with cute boys.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years. …

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

"गिरने पर भी हर बार उठ जाना और ! दुबारा कोशिश करना ही असली जीत है !!

If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?

हाँ शिकायतें बहुत है तुमसे पर…. याद रखना प्यार भी तुम्हीं से है !