"सोचा था एक घर बनाकर बैठूंगा सुकून से ! लेकिन घर की ज़रूरतो ने मुसाफिर बना दिया !!"

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

मेरी ख्वाहिशें हजारों है.. लेकिन जरुरत सिर्फ तुम.

I’m not lying, I just forgot the truth.

"जल्दी सो जाया करो दोस्तों ! यूँ रातभर जागने से मोहब्बत लौट कर नहीं आती !!"

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back, and let the wold wonder how you did it.

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.

I’m the type of person that wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.

If our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. What do Chinese people use? Tooth picks?

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Save the planet. It’s the only one with cute boys.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

आपकी 👩‍🏭 बहन होने पर खुद पर हैं नाज़ मुझे, दूर होकर भी आप दूर नहीं, होता हैं एहसास मुझे!

. "मोहब्बत सच्ची हो तो लौट कर ज़रूर आती है ! खैर छोड़ो सब कहने की बाते हैं !!"

एक दोस्त जो आपके आंसुओं को समझता है वो उन ढेर सारे मित्रों से कहीं ज्यादा कीमती है जो सिर्फ आपकी मुस्कान को जानते हैं.

Today is the National animal’s day, so please take a minute and remember your ex!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

I liked this girl in my sixth grade class. I dared her to kiss me – – but she didn’t!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

"लगातार मिल रही असफलताओ से निराश नहीं ! कभी-कभी गुच्छे की आखरी चाबी ताला खोल देती है !!"

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

ये दोस्तों की मदद नहीं है जो हमारी इतनी मदद करती है, जितना कि उनकी मदद मिलने का यकीन होना.

If someone asks, why is it so hot in here? Say, Okay I’ll get out if you want.

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.