You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.

हमेशा उस इंसान के करीब रहो जो तुम्हे खुश रखे लेकिन उस इंसान के और भी करीब रहो जो तुम्हारे बगैर खुश न रह पाए

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

You know, a cell phone’s like a guy; if you don’t plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

"वो किताबों में लिखा नहीं था ! जो सबक़ ज़िन्दगी ने सिखाया मुझे !!"

Pagli जितनी सेमी तेरी ‪height‬ है ना उससे ज्यादा तो हमारी ‪Selfie‬ पे Like है

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

पगली तू फेसबुक की बात करती हैं, हम तो OLX पर भी लड़की सेट कर लेते हैं

Yesterday I ran into my ex. Then I pulled into reverse and ran over him again.

Life is Short – Talk Fast!

"देर से बनो पर ज़रूर कुछ बनो ! क्योंकि वक़्त के साथ लोग खैरियत नहीं हैसियत पूछते हैं !!"

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

. "जिनको अपने काम पर भरोसा होता है, वो नौकरी करते हैं ! जिनको अपने आप पर भरोसा होता है वो व्यापार करते हैं !!

Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”

The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.

He said: A girlfriend is like coffee. You throw her if it’s no longer hot. She said: A boyfriend is like liquor. You throw up if you can no longer take it.

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I love my girlfriend, but my wife doesn’t.

My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship

If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.

किसी को हरा देना बहुत ही आसान है ! लेकिन किसी को जीतना बहुत ही मुश्किल !!"

"सोचा था एक घर बनाकर बैठूंगा सुकून से ! लेकिन घर की ज़रूरतो ने मुसाफिर बना दिया !!"