Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

Dear Bad Luck…Let’s break up.

I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

अच्छा लगता है जब कोइ छिपकली और कॉकरोच से डरने वाली आपके लिए पूरी दुनिया से लड़ जाए..😍 😍

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

सुन पगली, तुम्हारी फ़िक्र हैं ‘शक’ नहीं, तुम्हें कोई और देखे ये किसी को हक़ नहीं,

जिन्दगी की बस इतनी है दुआ.., जब भी आँखें खोलूँ मौजूद हो तू हर जगह!!!

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is a noticeable notice.

बहुत सारे लोग आपके साथ शानदार गाड़ियों में घूमना चाहते हैं, पर आप चाहते हैं कि कोई ऐसा हो जो गाड़ी खराब हो जाने पर आपके साथ बस में जाने को तैयार रहे.

Being last isn’t always a bad thing. Just think of the first guinea pigs at a beauty academy!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?

"गिरने पर भी हर बार उठ जाना और ! दुबारा कोशिश करना ही असली जीत है !!

Extension of common sense leads to confusion..

मैं अब SAD नहीं रहता, क्योंकि, BAD लोगों को याद अब मैं नहीं करता…

Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.

"अगर आप चाहते हैं कि कोई चीज़ अच्छे से हो ! तो उसे आप स्वयं कीजिये !!"

Work: My boss is making his office bigger. His ego doesn’t fit.

Spies and parents never sleep.

Dont be so open minded that your brain falls out !!!!!

"हमें पता है तुम कहीं और के मुसाफिर हो ! हमारा शहर तो बस यूंही रास्ते में आया था !!"

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

हम जैसे सिरफिरे ही इतिहास रचते हैं !समझदार तो केवल इतिहास पढ़ते हैं !

Friends will always be like: “You deserve better.” True friends will be prank calling him saying “You will die in seven days.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.