This is my life and I don’t let others ruin it !!… I wanna do it myself :D

Be the kind of woman that when your feet touch the ground in the morning, the devils says “Oh no she’s up.”

मित्रता अनावश्यक है, दर्शन और कला की तरह…इसके जीवन का कोई महत्त्व नहीं है; बल्कि ये उन चीजों में है जो जीवन को महत्त्व देती हैं.

ये दोस्तों की मदद नहीं है जो हमारी इतनी मदद करती है, जितना कि उनकी मदद मिलने का यकीन होना.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Had a dream I was awesome woke up…. Still awesome!!!

Cousin: Why are you so lazy? Me: I’m not lazy I’m just saving my energy.

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice- cream straight out of the container.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.

"शिक्षा सबसे सशक्त हथियार है ! जिससे दुनिया को बदला जा सकता है !!

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं।

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

If there’s a Hell on Earth, it’s high school.

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

मेरी ख्वाहिशें हजारों है.. लेकिन जरुरत सिर्फ तुम.

किसी को हरा देना बहुत ही आसान है ! लेकिन किसी को जीतना बहुत ही मुश्किल !!"

क्यों ना गुरुर मैं अपने आप पर,, मुझे उसने चाहा जिसके चाहने वाले हज़ारों थे..

All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

Oral hygiene: The dentist wanted to take one of my teeth. I said, “I think I’ll wait for the tooth fairy.”

"तू मेरी चाहत का एक लफ्ज़ भी नहीं पढ़ सकी ! और मैं तेरे दिए हुए दर्द की किताब को रोज़ पढ़ते पढ़ते सोता हूँ !!"

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

I like fat people more than I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips!

“जानु” बोलने वाली लड़की हो या ना हो, पर “ओये हिरो” बोलने वाली माँ जरूर है”