Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

"दर्द मुझको ढूंढ़ लेता है रोज़ नए बहाने से ! वो हो गया वाक़िफ़ मेरे हर ठिकाने से !!"

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think! The only advantage of exercising is that you die healthy. There’s only one thing common in all human beings:they’re all different!

"क्या फायदा है अब रोने से ! जो प्यार न समझा वो दर्द क्या समझेगा !!"

When you stop making quotes about life giving you lemons, you will find true happiness in your life.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

मित्रता की भाषा शब्द नहीं अर्थ है.

The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.

दोस्ती शीशे की तरह नाजुक होती है, एक बार टूटने पर जोड़ी जा सकती है लेकिन दरारे हेमशा मौजूद रहती हैं.

You and I are brother and sister forever. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing

The greatest gift our parents gave us was each other.

"असंभव शब्द का प्रयोग केवल कायर ही करते हैं ! बहादुर और बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति अपना मार्ग स्वयं बनाते हैं !!

I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!

Steal money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!

I’m not fat. I’m just so sexy that it overflows.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Had a dream I was awesome woke up…. Still awesome!!!

मैं हमेशा डरता था उसे खोने से ! उसने ये डर ही ख़त्म कर दिया मुझे छोड़कर !!"

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

I still have a beautiful figure… Under couple of layers of cholesterol ;)

Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

"बहुत अंदर तक तबाह कर देते हैं ! वो अश्क़ जो आँखों से गिर नहीं पाते !!"

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Think if man evolved from monkeys then why do we still have monkeys?