When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

ये प्यार की कमी नहीं, बल्कि दोस्ती की कमी है जो शादियों को दुखदायी बनाती है.

अपने Whatsapp पर मत इतरा Pagli, जितने तेरे Friend है, उतने तो हमारे Anytime Online रहते है?

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.

I was born intelligent…..but studies ruined me……

Being brother and sister means being there for each other

I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life

सुन पगली जैसा तु सोचती है, वैसा मै नही हु, और जैसा मै हु ना,‪‎ वैसा‬ तू सोच भी नही सकती.

My husband and I had very happy twenty years. After that we met.

सफर ज़िन्दगी का ज़रा छोटा था उसके साथ ! पर वो शख्स एक याद सा हो गया पूरी ज़िन्दगी के लिए !!"

Save paper, don’t do home work.

👩‍🏭बहन कितनी भी नखरे वाली हो… 👲भाई से ज्यादा उसके नखरे कोई नई उठा सकता…

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

ऐसी है मौजूदगी मेरे दिल के अंदर तेरी मैं जहाँ कहीं भी जाऊं तुम मेरे साथ रहते हो

Being last isn’t always a bad thing. Just think of the first guinea pigs at a beauty academy!

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.

Friends are our chosen family.

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.