One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

"नाकामयाब लोग दुनिया के डर से अपने फैसले बदल देते हैं ! और कामयाब लोग अपने फैसले से पूरी दुनिया बदल देते हैं !!"

"मूर्खो से तारीफ सुनने से बेहतर ! बुद्धिमान की डांट सुनना होता है !!

सुन ‎पगली‬ जितने तेरे पास ‎Løver‬ है, उसे कइ ज्यादा मेंरे पास ‪Mobile-Cover‬ है.

ऐ दिल जरा धीरे से धडकना कहीं चोट ना लग जाये उसे जो इस दिल में रहता है

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever!

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, damn you’re good.

If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Everything is legal. Until you get caught.

When life gives you lemon . . . . accept it silently cos you might be having Vitamin C deficiency

More or less, every husband is like a movie; Produced by Mother and Directed by Wife!

मोहब्बत का शौक यहां किसे था. तुम पास आते गए और मोहब्बत होती गई.

Love is a friendship set to music.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

इतना मत अकड पगली जितना तेरी अकेली का वज़न है, उतने रूपिए की Gold Flake तो रोज़ अपने दोस्तों को पिला दिया करते है.

Guns don’t kill people, it’s mostly the bullets.

I wish my book of life was written in pencil … There are a few pages I would like to erase.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

उड़ने में बुराई नहीं है, आप भी उड़े ! लेकिन उतना ही जहां से ज़मीन साफ दिखाई दें !!"

I would agree with you if you were right

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

If Barbie was so popular, Why do people buy her friends ?

"क्या फायदा है अब रोने से ! जो प्यार न समझा वो दर्द क्या समझेगा !!"

"जहां हमारा स्वार्थ समाप्त होता है ! वही से हमारी इंसानियत आरम्भ होती है !!

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing? The last thing I want to do is hurt you… But it is still on my list :)