तू ‎chatting किसी से भी कर ले ‎Pagli‬ पर, मुझे‬ पता है तू ‎Setting‬ तो मुझसे ही करना चाहती है.

I love sweet people, they taste good.

I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

When someone says “Can I ask you a question?” they didn’t really give you a choice.

"मैं कहाँ जनता हूँ दर्द की क़ीमत ! मेरे अपनों ने मुझे मुफ्त में दिया है !!"

Pagli जितनी सेमी तेरी ‪height‬ है ना उससे ज्यादा तो हमारी ‪Selfie‬ पे Like है

Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

सुन ‎पगली‬ जितने तेरे पास ‎Løver‬ है, उसे कइ ज्यादा मेंरे पास ‪Mobile-Cover‬ है.

Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

True skill comes without effort.

"तक़दीर बदल जाती है, जब ज़िन्दगी का हो कोई मक़सद ! वरना उम्र कट जाती है, तक़दीर को इल्ज़ाम देते देते !!

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.

👲भाई जितना भी तंग करें 👩‍🏭बहनों को… मगर बहनों की 💞 जान होते हैं भाई !!!

Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

If our women with babies use little spoons and forks to feed them. What do Chinese people use? Tooth picks?

I was born intelligent…..but studies ruined me……

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

"ज़िन्दगी एक खेल है ! ये आपको तय करना है आपको खेल बनना है या खिलाड़ी !!"

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

Save the planet. It’s the only one with cute boys.

नज़र और नसीब का भी क्या इत्तेफाक है यारों, नज़र उसे ही पसंद करती है जो नसीब में नहीं होता !!

My favorite text message “I will be there in 5 minutes, if not read again”.