An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

Dear Bad Luck…Let’s break up.

Music is my drug, YouTube is my dealer.:)

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.

Life is a game with a small fault…there is no “restart button” in it.

Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. It always gets laughs!

ये प्यार की कमी नहीं, बल्कि दोस्ती की कमी है जो शादियों को दुखदायी बनाती है.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

लोग अकेले हैं क्योंकि वे पुल के बजाय दीवारों का निर्माण करते हैं।

"किस्मत मौका देती है ! लेकिन मेहनत सबको चौंका देती है !!"

Why call it a toothbrush, is it used for brushing a single tooth?

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

"इंतजार करना बंद करो ! क्योंकि सही समय कभी नहीं आता !!

प्यार तो बस दो लफ़्ज़ों की कहानी हैं, हम और तुम रहे साथ..बस यही तो जिंदागनी हैं,❤️

"अगर आप उस इंसान की तलाश कर रहे हो जो आपकी ज़िन्दगी को बदलेगा ! तो आप आईने में खुद को देख लें !!"

एक दिन हम आपसे इतने दूर हो जायेंगे, के आसमान के इन तारो 🌌 में कही खो जायेंगे, आज मेरी परवाह नहीं आपको, पर देखना एक दिन हद से ज्यादा, हम आपको 😌 यादआएंगे!!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

"क़ाश तुम मेरे होते ! क़ाश ये अल्फाज़ तेरे होते !!"

Suno…. नन्हा सा दिल ❣️भले ही हो ….. पर उसमें जगह बहुत है तुम्हारे लिए !! ~•£”Love you Forever”£~•❤️

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”