"हो सकें तो अब कोई सौदा न करना ! पिछली दिल्लगी में सब कुछ हार चुका हूँ मैं !!"

मैं ऐसा दोस्त नहीं चाहता जो जब मैं बदलूं तब वो बदले और जब मैं सर हिलाऊं तो वो सर हिलाए; मेरी परछाईं ये काम कहीं बेहतर कर सकती है.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

पुराने दोस्त होने का एक फायदा ये है कि आप उनके साथ मूर्खतापूर्ण होना वहन कर सकते हैं.

Wear Short Sleeves! Support the right to bear arms!

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

"एक सपने के टूटकर चकनाचूर हो जाने के बाद ! दूसरा सपना देखने के हौसले को ज़िन्दगी कहते हैं !!"

मित्रता की भाषा शब्द नहीं अर्थ है.

Music is my drug, YouTube is my dealer.:)

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

किसी को हरा देना बहुत ही आसान है ! लेकिन किसी को जीतना बहुत ही मुश्किल !!"

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

ऐ दिल जरा धीरे से धडकना कहीं चोट ना लग जाये उसे जो इस दिल में रहता है

When the biggest pimple in the history of pimples decides to show up on picture day. Thanks for coming out on photo day, my beloved pimple.

I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!

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We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.

Losers are those who have fun winners are those who try hard