Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.
Cousin: Why are you so lazy? Me: I’m not lazy I’m just saving my energy.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
हमने तो तेरे इश्क़ में रो रो कर दरिया बहा दिए, तू इतना बेवफा निकला कि हम उस दरिया में नहा लिए।
The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?
Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.
Dear Bad Luck…Let’s break up.
घर वाले कहते है कि मैं बहोत मासूम हूँ, पर उन्हें कौन समझाये कि “गंगाधर” ही “शक्तिमान” है
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
If soap tasted good I would never get clean.
The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.
"हमें पता है तुम कहीं और के मुसाफिर हो ! हमारा शहर तो बस यूंही रास्ते में आया था !!"
Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
Bumper sticker: I left my wife. Way back there.
"रूठूँगा तुझसे तो इस क़दर रूठूँगा तेरी आँखे तरस जाएगी मेरी एक झलक को !!"
After exercising I always eat a pizza…Just kidding I never exercise.
सुन्नो… तुम्हें हमारे दिल ने हज़ारों में से एक चुना हैं, इसीलिये मेरा प्यार, तेरे लियें लाखों गुना हैं,
"तक़दीर बदल जाती है, जब ज़िन्दगी का हो कोई मक़सद ! वरना उम्र कट जाती है, तक़दीर को इल्ज़ाम देते देते !!
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
I’m the type of person that wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.
एक अकेला गुलाब मेरा बगीचा हो सकता है…एक अकेला दोस्त मेरी दुनिया.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?