You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
“तीन ही उसूल हैं मेरी जिन्दगी के आवेदन, निवेदन और फिर ना माने तो दे दना दन !!
उसने कभी कुछ नया करने की कोशिश नहीं
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
"असंभव शब्द का प्रयोग केवल कायर ही करते हैं ! बहादुर और बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति अपना मार्ग स्वयं बनाते हैं !!
Work: My boss is making his office bigger. His ego doesn’t fit.
चाहे कितनी भी बातें कर लो.. Chatting से, पर दिल की तलब पूरी होती हैं, जब तुम्हें देखूँ आँखो के सामने.#
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
Suno…. नन्हा सा दिल ❣️भले ही हो ….. पर उसमें जगह बहुत है तुम्हारे लिए !! ~•£”Love you Forever”£~•❤️
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all.
ना चाँद चाहिए ना फलक चाहिए,* मुझे बस तेरी एक *झलक* चाहिए
Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
Exam मे फेल होने का सवाल ही नहीं उठता यारो, उस पगली ने मुझे “Best of Luck”कहा है.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Homework kills trees. So don’t do homework.
I’m the type of person that wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.
जो सबका मित्र होता है वो किसी का मित्र नहीं होता है.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
मेरी चाहत मेरी राहत just “you” मेरा दिल❤ मेरी जान only fou “you”
Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
I told my mom that my house was her house and she yelled at me, “Get of my property”.
"भूलने वाली बातें याद हैं ! इसलिए ज़िन्दगी में विवाद है !!"
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”. :
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.