"तू मेरी चाहत का एक लफ्ज़ भी नहीं पढ़ सकी ! और मैं तेरे दिए हुए दर्द की किताब को रोज़ पढ़ते पढ़ते सोता हूँ !!"

"रूठूँगा तुझसे तो इस क़दर रूठूँगा तेरी आँखे तरस जाएगी मेरी एक झलक को !!"

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

पसंद है मुझे उन लोगों से हारना ! जो मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हैं !!"

I’ll be back in 5 minutes. If I’m not read the first sentence again.

‎पगली‬ जिस जगहपर हम PHOTO SHOOT करते है ना, वो ‎जगह‬ हमार चाहनेवालो के लिए PICNIC SPOT बन जाती है

I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

"गिरने पर भी हर बार उठ जाना और ! दुबारा कोशिश करना ही असली जीत है !!

बहुत खूबसूरत है न मेरा ये वहम ! कि तुम जहां भी हो सिर्फ मेरे हो !!

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

"क्या फायदा है अब रोने से ! जो प्यार न समझा वो दर्द क्या समझेगा !!"

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Forget the dog! Beware of kids!

The party in hell, has been canceled due to the fire.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.

BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.

वो मित्र जिन्हें अप सुबह चार बजे फोन कर सकते हैं वास्तव में मायने रखते हैं.

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?” “Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”

If silence is golden, then random screaming in public places is platinum!

Many people bring joy in my household, some by coming, others by going…

सबसे अच्छा आइना एक पुराना दोस्त होता है.

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don’t be born so soon.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Valentine’s Day Money- Saving Tip: Break Up on Feb 13th, Get back together on the 15th.

There is only one machine in the casino that will give you money. ATM.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?