Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.

You're always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The amount of people that confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

. "अगर आप सूरज की तरह चमकना चाहते हो ! तो पहले सूरज की तरह जलो !!"

To challenge us, you have to be good. To tie us, you have to be better. To beat us, you HAVE to be kidding!

अगर कोई शख्स आपको सुबह उठते ही और सोने से पहले याद करता है तो यकीनन आप उसके लिये “बहुत खास” हो

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

यूँ तो मेरी रूह तलक को छु चुके हो तुम, फिर भी माथे को चूमना सुकून दे जाता हैं..!

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

. "वो मेरे साथ चलते तो थे ! मगर किसी और की तलाश में !!"

The greatest gift our parents gave us was each other.

If someone asks, why is it so hot in here? Say, Okay I’ll get out if you want.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.

Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)

Age and wisdom don’t necessarily go together… Some people just become stupid with more authority.

Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

You know what I like most about people? Pets.

"मुझे कहाँ से आएगा लोगों का दिल जीतना ! मैं तो अपना भी हार बैठा हूँ !!"

Everyone has a photographic memory… Some just don’t have film.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Every time I meet the girl of my dreams someone wakes me up.

इन आँखों से पी लूँ तुझे इस दिल में कैद कर लूँ, मेरी “अमानत” है तू, आ तुझे सबसे छुपा कर रख लूँ

सुन पगली जैसा तु सोचती है, वैसा मै नही हु, और जैसा मै हु ना,‪‎ वैसा‬ तू सोच भी नही सकती.

You know, a cell phone’s like a guy; if you don’t plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.

"कुछ करने की इच्छा रखने वाले व्यक्ति के लिए ! इस दुनिया में असंभव कुछ भी नहीं !!"

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Long-term marriage? That means that when your wife asks you to strip, it’s more likely that she’s trying to fill up the space in the washing machine than anything else.