When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through is chest…

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

When my boss said “You’ve been late for the 5th time!” I thought to myself, “Yay! It’s Friday!”

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

Think if man evolved from monkeys then why do we still have monkeys?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

तेरे चेहरे में मेरा नूर होगा … फिर तूँ ना कभी मुझसे दूर होगा सोच क्या ख़ुशी मिलेगी जान उस पल …. जिस पल तेरी माँग में मेरे नाम का सिंधूर होगा।

हमें शादी का कोई शौक नहीं है; कसम से, ये तो आने वाले बच्चों की ज़िद है की मम्मी चाहिए.

"हो सकें तो अब कोई सौदा न करना ! पिछली दिल्लगी में सब कुछ हार चुका हूँ मैं !!"

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

प्यार का मतलब ये नही होता की आपकी कोई girlfrnd या boyfrnd हो प्यार का मतलब ये होता है कोई special हो जिस की आप फ़िक्र करे और जिसे आपकी फ़िक्र हो…..❤️

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs!

Pagli जितनी सेमी तेरी ‪height‬ है ना उससे ज्यादा तो हमारी ‪Selfie‬ पे Like है

Years from now we’ll look back on this and laugh. If we’re out of jail by then.

जो दोस्त दुःख पहुंचा रहा हो उसके बगल में शांति से बैठना शायद सबसे अच्छा गिफ्ट है जो हम दे सकते हैं.

You and I are brother and sister forever. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

"सफलता का चिराग़ कठिन परिश्रम से ही जलता है !

"इससे पहले की सपने सच हो ! आपको सपने देखने होंगे !!"

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

Extension of common sense leads to confusion..

अपने Whatsapp पर मत इतरा Pagli, जितने तेरे Friend है, उतने तो हमारे Anytime Online रहते है?

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.

Are you free this weekend?… No, I’ll be expensive.