Funny Quotes

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

अच्छा लगता है.. जब मेरे बिना कुछ कहे … बस मुझे देख कर.. तुम्हारे चेहरे पर मुस्कान आ जाती हैं…

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

People have told me to never say never – they broke their own rule

सुन ‎पगली‬ जितने तेरे पास ‎Løver‬ है, उसे कइ ज्यादा मेंरे पास ‪Mobile-Cover‬ है.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

To challenge us, you have to be good. To tie us, you have to be better. To beat us, you HAVE to be kidding!

Be a nerd – no one can kill what already has no life.

मुहब्बत साथ हो जरूरी नहीं.. पर मुहब्बत जिन्दगी भर हो ये बहुत जरूरी है…

चलो इश्क़ में कुछ यु अंदाज़ अपनाते हैं. तुम आँखें बंद करो हम तुम्हे सीने से लगाते हैं.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I save trees everyday by not doing my homework.

👩‍🏭 बहन वो दोस्त है जो थामती तो हाथ है. लेकिन स्पर्श 💖 दिल को करती है !!!

Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.

What sets sisters apart from brothers and also from friends is a very intimate mashing of heart, soul and the mystical cords of memory.

"क्या फायदा है अब रोने से ! जो प्यार न समझा वो दर्द क्या समझेगा !!"

I would agree with you if you were right

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy the fruit you like.

Welcome to the dark side. What? Surprised? We lied about the cookies.

"सफलता का मुख्य आधार ! सकारात्मक सोच और निरंतर प्रयास है !!

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

"अगर आपको हारने से डर लगता है तो ! जीतने की इच्छा कभी मत करना !!"

When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed.

Don’t follow my footsteps I run into walls!

मेरे पीछे मत चलो, हो सकता है मैं नेत्रित्व ना कर पाऊं. मेरे आगे मत चलो हो सकता है मैं अनुगमन ना कर सकूँ. बस मेरे साथ चलो मेरे मित्र बनकर.

Daughter- iPod, SON- iPhone, MOM- iPad, DAD- iPay.. …!