Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

I would agree with you if you were right

Women’s fault are many. Guys only have two; everything they say and everything they do.

Even though we grew up and went in separate directions, I want you to know I’ll always take your side no matter what.

Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

"बहुत अंदर तक तबाह कर देते हैं ! वो अश्क़ जो आँखों से गिर नहीं पाते !!"

"बनना है तो किसी के दर्द की दवा बनो ! जख्म तो हर इंसान देता है !!"

All guys hate the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

एक प्यारी दोस्ती आत्मा को तरोताज़ा कर देती है.

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

हम बाकी सभी रिश्तों के साथ पैदा होते हैं पर दोस्ती ही एक मात्र रिश्ता है जिसे हम खुद बनाते हैं.

If soap tasted good I would never get clean.

I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

. "निंदा से घबराकर अपने लक्ष्य को न छोड़े ! क्योंकि लक्ष्य प्राप्त होते ही निंदा करने वालो की राय बदल जाती है !!

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

"ज़िंदा रहना है तो हालात से डरना कैसा ! जंग ज़ालिम से हो तो लश्कर नहीं देखा जाता !!

Change is inevitable… Except from vending machines.

Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?