Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Cobra 1 asks cobra 2 Cobra 1 : Are we poisonous? Cobra 2 : Why are you asking? Cobra 1 : I think I just bit my lip.

I stepped on a cheerio this morning… Does that make me a cereal killer?

जैसे दोनों 👁️आँख एक साथ होते हैं. ठीक वैसे ही भाई-बहन 👫के रिश्ते भी ख़ास होते हैं।

पगली‬ जितनी तेरे शरीर मे हड्डिया‬ है, उससे जादा तो कोलेज‬ मे सेट मुझसे ‪लडकिया‬ है.

Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.

The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

That moment of fear when you can’t get a ring off your finger.

It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.

The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

सच्ची मित्रता के सबसे अच्छे गुणों में से एक है समझना और समझे जाना.

Boys fall for me- Because I trip them.

It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.

Dear Homework, I hate you so much.

I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”. :

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

Submitted by: Bonface stom on April 23, 2010

Honey, do you think I gained weight? - No, I think the living room got smaller.

ऐसे दोस्त मत बनाओ जिनके साथ रहना आसान हो. ऐसे दोस्त बनाओ जो तुम्हे ऊपर उठने के लिए फ़ोर्स करें.

School is like a prison. But they won’t let you out early for good behavior.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if you know that many.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.