"अभी से वो होना शुरू कीजिये ! जो आप भविष्य में होंगे !!

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.

उसने कभी कुछ नया करने की कोशिश नहीं

If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

तेरे साथ भी तेरा था, तेरे बिन भी तेरा ही हूँ।

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.

केवल एक सच्चा दोस्त ही पूरी तरह ईमानदार होगा.

दोस्ती कुछ ऐसा नहीं है जो आप स्कूल में सीख सकते हैं. लेकिन यदि आपने दोस्ती का मतलब नहीं सीखा है तो वास्तविकता में आपने कुछ भी नहीं सीखा.

How did you like your lunch today, darling?” “Oh you just have to look for reasons to fight, don’t you?!”

सुन तो,ज़रा तेरी हर मीठी यादें मेरी आँखों में बसी हैं,” और ये तब तक रहेंगी,जब तक ये आँखे खुली हैं

. "भूल जाना तो ज़माने की फितरत है ! पर तुमने शुरुआत हमसे ही क्यों की !!"

I don’t have a short temper. But I have a quick reaction to wrong action.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying.

So many men and yet so few brains.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

Girl: If you were my husband I would poison your coffee. Boy: If you were my wife I’d drink it.

Submitted by: Tina on March 1, 2008

I’m an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house ;- )

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

"मिसाल क़ायम करने के लिए ! अपना रास्ता स्वयं बनाना होता है !!

A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You know what I like most about people? Pets.

Remember: you were once the strongest sperm of your dad. =)

"सपने वो नहीं जो आप सोते वक़्त देखें ! सपने वो होते है, जो आपको सोने नहीं दें !!

Don’t try to make a pig sing, It only frustrates you and annoys the pig!