Everyone wants to top in exams but no one wants to study.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We didn’t even realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

अच्छा लगता है.. जब मेरे बिना कुछ कहे … बस मुझे देख कर.. तुम्हारे चेहरे पर मुस्कान आ जाती हैं…

My husband and I had very happy twenty years. After that we met.

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.

कैसे लफ्जों में बयां करूँ मैं खूबसूरती तुम्हारी! सुंदरता का झरना भी तुम हो, मोहब्बत का दरिया भी तुम हो.

I still have a beautiful figure… Under couple of layers of cholesterol ;)

A criminal is not sorry for committing the crime, but he is very sorry that he is going to jail.

एक सच्चा दोस्त कभी आपके रास्ते में नहीं आता जब तक कि आप गलत रास्ते पे ना जा रहे हों.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

When I try and make ends meet, someone comes along and move the ends.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Flying is learning how to fall without hitting the ground.

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher. But behind a failed student….. A beautiful teacher !!!

During surgery: “Alright everyone, let’s dig in.”

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

Tell your girlfriend, I said thanks…!

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

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"सफलता का मुख्य आधार ! सकारात्मक सोच और निरंतर प्रयास है !!

“तीन ही उसूल हैं मेरी जिन्दगी के आवेदन, निवेदन और फिर ना माने तो दे दना दन !!

When the biggest pimple in the history of pimples decides to show up on picture day. Thanks for coming out on photo day, my beloved pimple.

All of us would like to vote for the best president, unfortunately he is never a candidate.

Love does not dominate; it cultivates.