Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

"खुद की तरक्की में इतना वक़्त लगा दो ! कि किसी दूसरे की बुराई करने का वक़्त न मिले !!"

Husband sent an sms to wife: thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever i am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're great. She replied that sms: pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao.. Daro mat..

ना जाने इतनी मोहब्बत कैसे हो गयी तुमसे, जब जब तुम्हे देखता हूँ और कुछ देखने का मन ही नहीं करता !

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good man is hard to find. A good midget is ever harder to find…especially in a large crowd.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

. "वो मेरे साथ चलते तो थे ! मगर किसी और की तलाश में !!"

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

एक दोस्त वो होता है जो खुद में यकीन करना आसान बना देता है.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

“Behind Every Gorgeous Female, Lies A Lot Of Envious Chicks”

Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

Love is a friendship set to music.

I’m not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.

Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I know everyone. ! Tweeter: I know what you guys think!! Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public.

The giving of love is an education in itself.

हमेशा उस इंसान के करीब रहो जो तुम्हे खुश रखे लेकिन उस इंसान के और भी करीब रहो जो तुम्हारे बगैर खुश न रह पाए

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

Cheers to my Haters, There is so much more to come!!!

"तरस गए हैं हम तेरे मुँह से कुछ सुनने को ! प्यार की बात न सही कोई शिकायत ही कर दें !!"

$19.99 Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money.

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.