Why do they put pizza in a square box?
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.
दोस्त पैदा होते हैं, बनाये नहीं जाते.
खुश नसीब है वो 👩🏭 बहन. जिसके सर पर 👲 भाई का हाथ होता है. चाहे कुछ भी हो हालात. ये रिश्ता हमेशा 👫 साथ निभाता है !!
Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.
There is only one machine in the casino that will give you money. ATM.
बाद में कभी मेरे वैसे दोस्त नहीं बने जैसे तब थे जब मैं 12 साल का था.
ये प्यार की कमी नहीं, बल्कि दोस्ती की कमी है जो शादियों को दुखदायी बनाती है.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Boys fall for me- Because I trip them.
कोशिश हमेशा आखरी सांस तक करनी चाहिए ! या तो लक्ष्य हासिल होगा या अनुभव !!"
Suicide is a way of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit!!!!!
It is not easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but it turned out I was wrong.
नादान हैं वो लोग जो इश्क़ नहीं करते ! अरे ! जिगरा चाहिए बर्बाद होने के लिए !!"
Wifes are like dictionary…for one word it has many meanings…
You know, a cell phone’s like a guy; if you don’t plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
I’m not laughing because you’re my brother, I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.
की हमे नही पता कि क्यों क्या औऱ कैसी होती है… बस अच्छे कर्मों का फल 👩🏭 बहन होती है।
If soap tasted good I would never get clean.
Everyone has a photographic memory… Some just don’t have film.
Music teacher: ‘What’s your favorite musical instrument?’ Fat kid: ‘The lunch bell.’
Even though we grew up and went in separate directions, I want you to know I’ll always take your side no matter what.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.