Happy Birthday, you dirty old bastard! (Please don’t tell Mom I sent this.)

Dear brother, thank you for being the coolest big brother everyone wanted to have. I wish you absolute best on your special day. May God bless you.

When I cry, you make me laugh. When I am sad, you put a smile on my face. I am the luckiest sister in the world to have a brother like you. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday. Hey Brother, It’s your big day today, hope you are ready to do some major celebrating! Have a fantastic time no matter what you end up doing!

You don’t need a mathematical equation to prove you are ugly, just use your common sense and check our family photos. Happy birthday!

You are not the perfect kind of a brother, but you are my favorite brother. With you, life seems easy and blissful. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the person I grew up with. Thank you for making my childhood sweet and memorable. Wish you all the best dear brother!

A big shout out to my handsome brother from the distance. I hope you’re having a great time there. Don’t be sad, because you’ll get your due when you’re back!

My childhood was awesome because of you. Only you could bring tears in my eyes & make me smile at the same time. Happy birthday brother!

Happy Birthday, baby brother! I want you to know that you coming along was the best thing that ever happened to me as a kid. After all, I got away with a lot more stuff when Mom and Dad’s attention was divided!

You have always been the most adorable and special person in the family. Your birthdays should be special too. happy birthday dear brother! Have fun in your own way.

My dearest brother, you are the sweetest person I have ever known. I love you for everything you are and everything that you have done for me. I wish you a very Happy Birthday.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to appreciate how great it was to have a brother growing up. After all, without you, I wouldn’t have had anyone to blame for all the bad stuff I did.

Happy Birthday, brother! I want you to know that I think about you at least once a week… usually when I’m in therapy.

The best part of my life is growing up with such a fun loving brother like you. Thanks for making my life colourful. Happy Birthday!

You’re more than just a brother, you’re also my best friend and someone I know I can count on to be there for me in good times and bad. Thanks for always having my back. Happy Birthday!

On this day, I am really missing all the silly moments that we shared together. Happy birthday dear brother. Please come back home soon!

Happy Birthday. On the road of life, you’ve just passed another milestone. All the memories in the rearview mirror look wonderful, but what you’re headed toward..looks even brighter! Enjoy yourself today, brother, you deserve all the finer things in life!

I don’t like to be too sentimental, but today is your birthday and you have always been my rock that I can lean on when I need advice. Happy birthday and many more to come.

Your Birthday reminds me of all the fantastic memories that we’ve shared in our lives. Let’s go down the memory lane and celebrate those awesome moments on this special day. Happy Birthday brother!

No one is more caring and protective in the world as my brother. I feel so lucky for having you in my life. happy birthday to you!

Happy Birthday, to my sweet brother. May God bless you with all his warmth and care. May your birthday bring loads of joy and fun to your world.

I am proud to call you my brother both today and everyday.

May you find peace and happiness in everything that you do. May your life become a garden of flowers! Happy birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to my special brother! Your presence in my life makes it much more joyful and colorful! Wishing you all the most precious things that life can bring!

Happy Birthday, bro! What are the odds that we would both make it to adulthood? I thought the only question was whether we would kill each other by accident or on purpose.

You are not only a great brother, but also a wise guardian for me. Growing up with you has been a remarkable experience so far. Happy birthday to you!

Thank you for ruining every childhood photo of ours. Still today, every photo looks bad when it has your face in it! Happy birthday!

May your journey towards adulthood become a euphoric experience filled with love and happiness. I wish you all the glory on this day! Happy birthday Bro!

Yours are the perfect footsteps that I want to follow. Without you, my life would have been completely hollow. Happy birthday dear bro.